ChallengeId 5154920
Title Florida Man(338326) vs Patagonian Pirate(338044)
AttackerId 338326
DefenderId 338044
Created 2026-10-06 10:22:36
Status Fought
MatchType Cage
WinnerId 338326
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AutoHeal: Florida Man uses 29 Ap for healing 57 damage
AutoHeal: Patagonian Pirate uses 57 Ap for healing 113 damage
Patagonian Pirate has 200 hidden fame bonus from being a 2 times Legend !!
Florida Man bends his arm up next to his head, slaps his elbow twice, then drives it down on the forehead of Patagonian Pirate for 19! He sure know how to make a ELBOW SUPPER hurt!
Patagonian Pirate grabs Florida Man on each side of the head and sticks his own head under Florida Man's chin. Patagonian Pirate drops sharply to his knees, smashing Florida Man's jaw. What a Jaw Breaker for 9!
Florida Man makes a stupendous Gut Wrench Suplex for 10 damage.
I'm glad that's not me in there!
Patagonian Pirate is out cold on his feet! Florida Man takes advantage and charges at his opponent, bringing Patagonian Pirate down with an amazing Clothesline for 6!
Patagonian Pirate smashes Florida Man head into the turnbuckle
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He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Florida Man charges Patagonian Pirate and executes a beautiful Spear for 1, nearly impaling him with his shoulder. He went through him like grass through a goose!
Patagonian Pirate makes a stupendous Shoulder Block for 8 damage.
I bet his cage is rattled after that one!
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a DDT.
But Florida Man counters for 4 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Florida Man tries to make a Back Suplex.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 4 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Florida Man tries to get out of the cage!
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but Patagonian Pirate stops him!
This is a terrific match so far!
Florida Man wraps his arms around Patagonian Pirate's waist and lower back and begins to squeeze executing a Bear Hug for 1. Patagonian Pirate is gasping for air!
Patagonian Pirate thrusts Florida Man's head between his legs! I don't like where this is going... Florida Man is lifted into the air and is brought down with a thundering CANNONBALL for 14!
Patagonian Pirate charges Florida Man. Florida Man coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Florida Man shoves his left arm under Patagonian Pirate's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 2.
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Figure four leg lock.
But Florida Man counters for 3 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Florida Man makes Front Suplex for 4 damage.
Patagonian Pirate climbs to the second rope and waits for Florida Man to regain a vertical base. Patagonian Pirate leaps over Florida Man, grabbing his head and landing heavily, transferring the shock into a Flying Neckbreaker for 10!
Patagonian Pirate tries to get out of the cage!
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but Florida Man stops him!
Florida Man smashes Patagonian Pirate head into the turnbuckle
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He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Patagonian Pirate charges Florida Man. Florida Man coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Florida Man shoves his left arm under Patagonian Pirate's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 3.
Patagonian Pirate delivers a flesh-rending Chop across Florida Man's chest for 1! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Florida Man makes an extraordinary Snake Eyes for 5 damage.
I'm glad that's not me in there!
My wife gave birth yesterday, and this is actually more exciting!
Florida Man makes Tilt-a-Whirl Slam for 6 damage.
Florida Man makes a stupendous Shoulder Thrust for 3 damage.
Florida Man tries to get out of the cage!
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but Patagonian Pirate stops him!
Florida Man makes Elbow drop for 4 damage.
With an impressive show of 'roid rage induced strength, Florida Man presses Patagonian Pirate above his head, then performs a Gorilla Press for 10, simply letting Patagonian Pirate drop right to the ground.
Patagonian Pirate makes an extraordinary Leg Drop for 7 damage.
Florida Man was thrown around like a dog's chew-toy!
Florida Man makes Forearm Smash for 2 damage.
Patagonian Pirate makes a stupendous Elbow drop for 6 damage.
Florida Man is gasping for air like a dying fish!
Patagonian Pirate balls his fist and hits Florida Man right in the gut, making a Punch for 1.
Patagonian Pirate is lying supine... Florida Man capitalizes and grabs Patagonian Pirate's ankles and hooks them, stepping over into a Boston Crab for a painful 4!
Patagonian Pirate makes an incredible CAT O NINE TAILS for 14 damage.
Holy crap, I bet they heard that hit all the way in China!
This is a terrific match so far!
Florida Man is sent hurtling toward the ropes with an Irish Whip! A waiting and eager Patagonian Pirate is waiting on his return trip with a hellacious Clothesline for 6!
Florida Man grabs Patagonian Pirate on each side of the head and sticks his own head under Patagonian Pirate's chin. Florida Man drops sharply to his knees, smashing Patagonian Pirate's jaw. What a Jaw Breaker for 11!
Patagonian Pirate makes an extraordinary KEELHAUL for 19 damage.
That was the prettiest thing I've ever seen!
Florida Man makes a Shining Wizard for 5 damage.
I think I have his brains on my pants!
Match over : Florida Man survives and climbs out of the cage and wins the match
Florida Man Effects
Win cage +1
Money +837 $
Fame +8
Exp +5
Injury -1 Consciousness
Consciousness damage 102
Vital Life damage 11
Doctor Level 2
Patagonian Pirate Effects
Lose cage +1
Money +222 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -1 Strength
Injury -2 Submission
Consciousness damage 113
Vital Life damage 12
Doctor Level 2
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