ChallengeId 5154921
Title Florida Man(338326) vs Patagonian Pirate(338044)
AttackerId 338326
DefenderId 338044
Created 2026-10-06 10:22:37
Status Fought
MatchType Cage
WinnerId 338326
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Patagonian Pirate has 200 hidden fame bonus from being a 2 times Legend !!
Florida Man tries to make a Camel Clutch.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 3 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Patagonian Pirate grabs the leg of Florida Man, rotates arounds and locks in the Figure four leg lock for 7. Will Florida Man tap out?
Patagonian Pirate charges Florida Man and executes a beautiful HARPOON for 5, nearly impaling him with his shoulder. He went through him like grass through a goose!
Florida Man makes Sunny D Florida Style for 11 damage.
Florida Man summons all of his strength and lifts Patagonian Pirate high into the air by his throat! Florida Man then brings Patagonian Pirate crashing down to the mat for a devastating Chokeslam for 5!
Florida Man makes Electric Chair for 5 damage.
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a CAT O NINE TAILS.
But Florida Man counters for 4 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Patagonian Pirate makes CAT O NINE TAILS for 9 damage.
Florida Man makes Leg Twist for 6 damage.
My town got attacked by hordes of the undead, and this is actually more exciting!
Patagonian Pirate charges Florida Man and executes a beautiful HARPOON for 3, nearly impaling him with his shoulder. He went through him like grass through a goose!
Patagonian Pirate is lifted up and is brought down back first onto Florida Man's knee for a devastating Back Breaker, hitting for 2!
Florida Man makes Shoulder Thrust for 1 damage.
Patagonian Pirate makes a stupendous Head Lock for 7 damage.
Florida Man is gasping for air like a dying fish!
Florida Man makes a stupendous Irish Whip into the corner for 1 damage.
Florida Man makes Shoulder Thrust for 1 damage.
Patagonian Pirate performs a Stomp for 1. He's stomping on Florida Man like a caller at a square dance!
Florida Man wraps his arms around Patagonian Pirate, lifts him up and hits a Belly to Belly suplex for 6!
Patagonian Pirate leans prostate in the corner! Florida Man walks over and angrily STOMP's a mudhole right into Patagonian Pirate's face and chest for 5!
These two make everyone else pale in comparison to their talent!
Florida Man arrogantly sets up Patagonian Pirate in a standing headscissors and takes his time to survey the crowd's reaction. He then leans forward and mightily flips and heaves Patagonian Pirate onto his shoulder and finally raises him high into the air with arms outstretched. After a slight pause, Florida Man hatefully spikes Patagonian Pirate into the mat with a Crucifix Powerbomb for a bone-crunching 9!
Florida Man makes Pumphandle Suplex for 6 damage.
Patagonian Pirate makes an extraordinary German Suplex for 5 damage.
Florida Man is left twitching on the mat!
Patagonian Pirate tries to get out of the cage!
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but Florida Man stops him!
Florida Man delivers a flesh-rending WOOO across Patagonian Pirate's chest for 12! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Florida Man tries to get out of the cage!
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but Patagonian Pirate stops him!
Florida Man looks a bit groggy. Patagonian Pirate waits behind him, then quickly sticks his arms under Florida Man's arms and locks his hands behind Florida Man's head, cinching in a BOWLINE for 1!
Florida Man tries to make a WALMART SHUFFLE.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 5 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Patagonian Pirate holds Florida Man in a standing front facelock then falls back, slamming Florida Man's head into the mat for 4. I think he tried to bury him with that DDT!
Florida Man grabs Patagonian Pirate's ankle and locks in a Ankle Lock for 6. Patagonian Pirate winces in agony!
Florida Man is sitting up, dazed. Patagonian Pirate takes advantage and flips over Florida Man, grabbing his head in the air and violently snapping it forward with a Neck Snap for 4!
Florida Man makes a Shining Wizard for 2 damage.
I think I have his brains on my pants!
I was mugged yesterday, and this is actually more exciting!
Patagonian Pirate is lifted up and is brought down back first onto Florida Man's knee for a devastating Back Breaker, hitting for 7!
Florida Man makes Front Powerslam for 5 damage.
Florida Man thrusts Patagonian Pirate's head between his legs! I don't like where this is going... Patagonian Pirate is lifted into the air and is brought down with a thundering Power Bomb for 10!
Florida Man grabs Patagonian Pirate on each side of the head and sticks his own head under Patagonian Pirate's chin. Florida Man drops sharply to his knees, smashing Patagonian Pirate's jaw. What a Jaw Breaker for 4!
Patagonian Pirate makes Surfboard for 3 damage.
Florida Man makes Leg Twist for 5 damage.
Match over : Florida Man survives and climbs out of the cage and wins the match
Florida Man Effects
Win cage +1
Money +836 $
Fame +8
Exp +5
Consciousness damage 57
Vital Life damage 6
Doctor Level 2
Patagonian Pirate Effects
Lose cage +1
Money +221 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -1 Strength
Injury -2 Submission
Injury -2 Technique
Injury -2 Aerial
Consciousness damage 113
Vital Life damage 12
Doctor Level 2
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