ChallengeId 5154923
Title Florida Man(338326) vs Patagonian Pirate(338044)
AttackerId 338326
DefenderId 338044
Created 2026-10-06 10:22:40
Status Fought
MatchType Cage
WinnerId 338326
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AutoHeal: Florida Man uses 51 Ap for healing 101 damage
AutoHeal: Patagonian Pirate uses 58 Ap for healing 115 damage
Patagonian Pirate has 200 hidden fame bonus from being a 2 times Legend !!
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Argentine Back Breaker.
But Florida Man counters for 3 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Florida Man wraps his arms around Patagonian Pirate, lifts him up and hits a Belly to Belly suplex for 4!
Patagonian Pirate makes a pathetic Neckbreaker for 1 damage.
Florida Man must be impervious!
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Diving Headbutt.
But Florida Man counters for 2 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Florida Man lifts Patagonian Pirate up and brings him crashing down bottom first on his knee. The Atomic Drop hits for a thundering 2! That's his tailbone, ladies and gentlemen!
Florida Man tries to make a ELBOW SUPPER.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 6 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Florida Man tries to make a Elbow drop.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 2 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Florida Man tries to make a Airplane spin drop.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 4 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Patagonian Pirate captures a dazed Florida Man into a front face lock and hooks his leg. Florida Man is lifted up and over and collides with the mat hard for 5, while Patagonian Pirate maintains his grip and bridges his back for the pin! What an amazing Cradle Suplex!
Patagonian Pirate makes a Shining Wizard for 13 damage.
I think I have his brains on my pants!
My bank I was in was robbed by armed gunmen with assult weapons, and this is actually more exciting!
Florida Man lifts Patagonian Pirate into a suplex postion and drops Patagonian Pirate straight on his head with a Brain Buster for 5.
Florida Man tries to make a Tilt-a-Whirl Slam.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 3 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Florida Man is sitting up, dazed. Patagonian Pirate takes advantage and flips over Florida Man, grabbing his head in the air and violently snapping it forward with a Neck Snap for 4!
Patagonian Pirate is lifted up and is brought down back first onto Florida Man's knee for a devastating Back Breaker, hitting for 5!
In the middle of an exchange of blows Florida Man quickly counters, capturing Patagonian Pirate's arm and driving him to the mat. He traps Patagonian Pirate's arm between his legs, locks his own hands across Patagonian Pirate's face, and begins to tug and pull back with all his might for 1! This Crossface is locked in tight!
Patagonian Pirate tries to get out of the cage!
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but Florida Man stops him!
Patagonian Pirate charges Florida Man and executes a beautiful HARPOON for 18, nearly impaling him with his shoulder. He went through him like grass through a goose!
Florida Man makes an incredible Pile Driver for 12 damage.
Forget anything bad I ever said about this guy!
Florida Man balls his fist and hits Patagonian Pirate right in the gut, making a Five Fingers for 3.
Florida Man performs a STOMP for 7. He's stomping on Patagonian Pirate like a caller at a square dance!
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Flying shoulder block.
But Florida Man counters for 4 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Round and round Florida Man goes, I think his fist just broke Patagonian Pirate's nose! The WALMART SHUFFLE hits for 7!
With an impressive show of 'roid rage induced strength, Florida Man presses Patagonian Pirate above his head, then performs a Gorilla Press for 9, simply letting Patagonian Pirate drop right to the ground.
Florida Man makes Hanging Fallaway Suplex for 6 damage.
Florida Man tries to get out of the cage!
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but Patagonian Pirate stops him!
Patagonian Pirate is lying supine... Florida Man capitalizes and grabs Patagonian Pirate's ankles and hooks them, stepping over into a Boston Crab for a painful 6!
Florida Man squeezes the life out of Patagonian Pirate with a Bear Hug for 6!
My brakes gave out at an intersection last week, and this is actually more exciting!
This match is more one-sided than fight between a karate master and a couch potato.
Florida Man is sent into the ropes... Patagonian Pirate gets a running start and performs a Drop Kick for 4, sending Florida Man back staggering!
Patagonian Pirate makes CAT O NINE TAILS for 8 damage.
Florida Man makes Front Powerslam for 2 damage.
Patagonian Pirate waves his hands in a slightly menacing and vaguely martial arts fashion, then does a sidestep and drives a Thrust Kick into Florida Man's face for 4!
Florida Man makes an incredible Fallaway Slam for 10 damage.
That was the prettiest thing I've ever seen!
Florida Man squats down over a prone Patagonian Pirate and hooks his elbows over his knees. Florida Man locks his hands under Patagonian Pirate's chin, sits, and pulls back with ferocity, inflicting a painful Camel Clutch for 7.
Patagonian Pirate makes Pile Driver for 4 damage.
Florida Man wraps his arms around Patagonian Pirate, lifts him up and hits a Belly to Belly suplex for 9!
Florida Man wraps his arms around Patagonian Pirate, lifts him up and hits a Belly to Belly suplex for 6!
Match over : Florida Man survives and climbs out of the cage and wins the match
Florida Man Effects
Win cage +1
Money +794 $
Fame +7
Exp +5
Consciousness damage 76
Vital Life damage 8
Doctor Level 2
Patagonian Pirate Effects
Lose cage +1
Money +221 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -2 Aerial
Injury -1 Consciousness
Consciousness damage 116
Vital Life damage 12
Doctor Level 2
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