ChallengeId 5154924
Title Florida Man(338326) vs Patagonian Pirate(338044)
AttackerId 338326
DefenderId 338044
Created 2026-10-06 10:22:41
Status Fought
MatchType Cage
WinnerId 338326
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AutoHeal: Florida Man uses 53 Ap for healing 106 damage
Patagonian Pirate has 200 hidden fame bonus from being a 2 times Legend !!
Florida Man balls his fist and hits Patagonian Pirate right in the gut, making a Five Fingers for 8.
Patagonian Pirate sneers at the downed Florida Man with contempt, then crouches and leaps, executing a Summersault Legdrop for 9!
Florida Man makes Sunny D Florida Style for 12 damage.
Florida Man wraps his arms around Patagonian Pirate, lifts him up and hits a Belly to Belly suplex for 3!
Patagonian Pirate makes CAT O NINE TAILS for 4 damage.
In the middle of an exchange of blows Florida Man quickly counters, capturing Patagonian Pirate's arm and driving him to the mat. He traps Patagonian Pirate's arm between his legs, locks his own hands across Patagonian Pirate's face, and begins to tug and pull back with all his might for 4! This Crossface is locked in tight!
Patagonian Pirate is sent hurtling toward the ropes with an Irish Whip! A waiting and eager Florida Man is waiting on his return trip with a hellacious Clothesline for 4!
Patagonian Pirate makes a pathetic Head Lock for 1 damage.
Florida Man laughs in Patagonian Pirate's face!
Florida Man makes Splash for 2 damage.
Florida Man wraps his arms around Patagonian Pirate's waist and lower back and begins to squeeze executing a Bear Hug for 6. Patagonian Pirate is gasping for air!
These two make everyone else pale in comparison to their talent!
Patagonian Pirate hooks both arms of Florida Man! He brings him to the mat back first for 1!
Patagonian Pirate performs a Stomp for 2. He's stomping on Florida Man like a caller at a square dance!
Florida Man stands behind Patagonian Pirate and grabs his wrists. Florida Man kneels down, plants a knee in Patagonian Pirate's back and pulls HARD, executing a Bow and Arrow for 2!
Florida Man makes a pathetic Pile Driver for 1 damage.
Florida Man is really sucking tonight.
Florida Man tries to get out of the cage!
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but Patagonian Pirate stops him!
Florida Man grabs Patagonian Pirate by the throat and slams him down for 8 damage.
Florida Man quickly takes a step back and snaps his foot out to the side, catching Patagonian Pirate right on the chin with a Thrust Kick causing 2! I was barely able to see that!
Florida Man makes Leg Twist for 3 damage.
Patagonian Pirate makes a pathetic KEELHAUL for 2 damage.
Florida Man is unfazed!
Patagonian Pirate grabs Florida Man on each side of the head and sticks his own head under Florida Man's chin. Patagonian Pirate drops sharply to his knees, smashing Florida Man's jaw. What a Jaw Breaker for 6!
Florida Man makes Sidewalk Slam for 2 damage.
Patagonian Pirate grabs Florida Man on each side of the head and sticks his own head under Florida Man's chin. Patagonian Pirate drops sharply to his knees, smashing Florida Man's jaw. What a Jaw Breaker for 8!
Florida Man holds Patagonian Pirate in a standing front facelock then falls back, slamming Patagonian Pirate's head into the mat for 4. I think he tried to bury him with that DDT!
Patagonian Pirate makes German Suplex for 3 damage.
Florida Man presses his body close up against Patagonian Pirate's back and grabs him around the waist, lifting him up and dropping him in a Back Suplex for 7.
Florida Man tries to make a Ring Rope Clothesline Snap.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 2 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Florida Man tries to get out of the cage!
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but Patagonian Pirate stops him!
Patagonian Pirate makes a Shining Wizard for 4 damage.
I think I have his brains on my pants!
Florida Man makes Pumphandle Suplex for 8 damage.
Florida Man arrogantly sets up Patagonian Pirate in a standing headscissors and takes his time to survey the crowd's reaction. He then leans forward and mightily flips and heaves Patagonian Pirate onto his shoulder and finally raises him high into the air with arms outstretched. After a slight pause, Florida Man hatefully spikes Patagonian Pirate into the mat with a Crucifix Powerbomb for a bone-crunching 11!
These two make everyone else pale in comparison to their talent!
Patagonian Pirate makes an incredible Gut Buster for 9 damage.
Holy crap, I bet they heard that hit all the way in China!
Patagonian Pirate winds up with a closed fist and drives it forward right into Florida Man's head! A Punch for 1!
Florida Man makes Hanging Fallaway Suplex for 4 damage.
Florida Man makes Splash for 2 damage.
Patagonian Pirate makes an extraordinary Flying shoulder block for 10 damage.
Florida Man was thrown around like a dog's chew-toy!
Florida Man grabs the leg of Patagonian Pirate, rotates arounds and locks in the Figure four leg lock for 5. Will Patagonian Pirate tap out?
Florida Man is lying on the ropes trying to catch his breath... OH MY! Patagonian Pirate grabs the back of Florida Man's head and jumps to the arena floor, clotheslining Florida Man on the top rope with a sneaky Ring Rope Clothesline Snap for 10!
Patagonian Pirate hooks both arms of Florida Man! He brings him to the mat back first for 1!
Patagonian Pirate tries to get out of the cage!
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but Florida Man stops him!
Florida Man stands behind Patagonian Pirate and grabs his wrists. Florida Man kneels down, plants a knee in Patagonian Pirate's back and pulls HARD, executing a Bow and Arrow for 4!
This is a terrific match so far!
Patagonian Pirate thrusts Florida Man's head between his legs! I don't like where this is going... Florida Man is lifted into the air and is brought down with a thundering CANNONBALL for 6!
Patagonian Pirate thrusts Florida Man's head between his legs! I don't like where this is going... Florida Man is lifted into the air and is brought down with a thundering CANNONBALL for 6!
Florida Man makes Electric Chair for 6 damage.
Patagonian Pirate squeezes the life out of Florida Man with a Bear Hug for 6!
Patagonian Pirate charges Florida Man. Florida Man coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Florida Man shoves his left arm under Patagonian Pirate's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 1.
Patagonian Pirate grabs Florida Man around the waist. Patagonian Pirate suplexes once.... twice.... three times! There it is folks, a Rolling Germans for 10!
Florida Man makes Pumphandle Suplex for 6 damage.
Match over : Florida Man survives and climbs out of the cage and wins the match
Florida Man Effects
Win cage +1
Money +793 $
Fame +7
Exp +5
Injury -1 Technique
Injury -1 Aerial
Injury -1 Consciousness
Consciousness damage 101
Vital Life damage 11
Doctor Level 2
Patagonian Pirate Effects
Lose cage +1
Money +220 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -1 Technique
Injury -2 Aerial
Consciousness damage 115
Vital Life damage 12
Doctor Level 2
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