ChallengeId 5154925
Title Florida Man(338326) vs Patagonian Pirate(338044)
AttackerId 338326
DefenderId 338044
Created 2026-10-06 10:22:42
Status Fought
MatchType Cage
WinnerId 338326
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AutoHeal: Florida Man uses 28 Ap for healing 56 damage
AutoHeal: Patagonian Pirate uses 57 Ap for healing 114 damage
Patagonian Pirate has 200 hidden fame bonus from being a 2 times Legend !!
Patagonian Pirate makes Surfboard for 5 damage.
Florida Man tries to make a Electric Chair.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 3 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Florida Man makes Sidewalk Slam for 5 damage.
Patagonian Pirate tenaciously traps Florida Man in a head lock and then points straight ahead. The crowd roars as Patagonian Pirate runs and leaps with Florida Man's head in tow! Both wrestlers land on the mat with a crunching thud as Patagonian Pirate delivers a powerful Bulldog for 5!
Patagonian Pirate grabs Florida Man on each side of the head and sticks his own head under Florida Man's chin. Patagonian Pirate drops sharply to his knees, smashing Florida Man's jaw. What a Jaw Breaker for 5!
Florida Man tries to make a Spine Buster.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 1 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Patagonian Pirate makes Neckbreaker for 3 damage.
Patagonian Pirate makes a pathetic Neckbreaker for 2 damage.
My grandmother could have executed that move better!
Patagonian Pirate summons all of his strength and lifts Florida Man high into the air by his throat! Patagonian Pirate then brings Florida Man crashing down to the mat for a devastating Chokeslam for 1!
My bank I was in was robbed by armed gunmen with assult weapons, and this is actually more exciting!
This match is more one-sided than fight between a karate master and a couch potato.
Florida Man makes an incredible Forearm Smash for 4 damage.
Florida Man makes a Shining Wizard for 3 damage.
I think I have his brains on my pants!
Patagonian Pirate makes Kick for 2 damage.
Florida Man summons all of his strength and lifts Patagonian Pirate high into the air by his throat! Florida Man then brings Patagonian Pirate crashing down to the mat for a devastating Chokeslam for 10!
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Boston Crab.
But Florida Man counters for 2 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Florida Man makes an extraordinary Electric Chair for 7 damage.
Patagonian Pirate was thrown around like a dog's chew-toy!
Patagonian Pirate hooks both arms of Florida Man! He brings him to the mat back first for 1!
Round and round Patagonian Pirate goes, I think his fist just broke Florida Man's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 1!
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Back Slide.
But Florida Man counters for 1 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
These two make everyone else pale in comparison to their talent!
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a German Suplex.
But Florida Man counters for 2 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Heel Kick.
But Florida Man counters for 6 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Into the ropes goes Patagonian Pirate... and he's brought down with a Big Boot for 2 from Florida Man!
Patagonian Pirate deftly sidesteps Florida Man's attack, moves behind him and locks in a BOWLINE for 13!
Patagonian Pirate charges Florida Man. Florida Man coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Florida Man shoves his left arm under Patagonian Pirate's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 3.
Florida Man makes Front Suplex for 8 damage.
Florida Man is sent into the ropes... Patagonian Pirate gets a running start and performs a Drop Kick for 2, sending Florida Man back staggering!
Patagonian Pirate quickly takes a step back and snaps his foot out to the side, catching Florida Man right on the chin with a Thrust Kick causing 9! I was barely able to see that!
Florida Man grabs Patagonian Pirate's ankle and locks in a Ankle Lock for 1. Patagonian Pirate winces in agony!
Patagonian Pirate holds Florida Man in a standing front facelock then falls back, slamming Florida Man's head into the mat for 13. I think he tried to bury him with that DDT!
Patagonian Pirate tries to get out of the cage!
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but Florida Man stops him!
My brakes gave out at an intersection last week, and this is actually more exciting!
Patagonian Pirate makes Head Butt for 5 damage.
Florida Man thrusts Patagonian Pirate's head between his legs! I don't like where this is going... Patagonian Pirate is lifted into the air and is brought down with a thundering Power Bomb for 8!
Florida Man tries to get out of the cage!
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but Patagonian Pirate stops him!
Patagonian Pirate makes an extraordinary Flying shoulder block for 10 damage.
Wow, he must only suck every other day!
Florida Man makes a stupendous Leg Twist for 8 damage.
You saw it here folks!
Florida Man smashes Patagonian Pirate head into the turnbuckle
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He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Boston Crab.
But Florida Man counters for 2 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Florida Man quickly takes a step back and snaps his foot out to the side, catching Patagonian Pirate right on the chin with a Thrust Kick causing 6! I was barely able to see that!
Florida Man lifts Patagonian Pirate into a suplex postion and drops Patagonian Pirate straight on his head with a Brain Buster for 1.
Patagonian Pirate quickly takes a step back and snaps his foot out to the side, catching Florida Man right on the chin with a Thrust Kick causing 4! I was barely able to see that!
I was in a nursing home brawl once, and this is actually more exciting!
In the middle of an exchange of blows Florida Man quickly counters, capturing Patagonian Pirate's arm and driving him to the mat. He traps Patagonian Pirate's arm between his legs, locks his own hands across Patagonian Pirate's face, and begins to tug and pull back with all his might for 8! This Crossface is locked in tight!
Patagonian Pirate makes a pathetic Flying shoulder block for 1 damage.
Florida Man is unfazed!
Florida Man makes Splash for 4 damage.
Round and round Patagonian Pirate goes, I think his fist just broke Florida Man's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 2!
Patagonian Pirate tries to get out of the cage!
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but Florida Man stops him!
Patagonian Pirate is lying on the ropes trying to catch his breath... OH MY! Florida Man grabs the back of Patagonian Pirate's head and jumps to the arena floor, clotheslining Patagonian Pirate on the top rope with a sneaky Ring Rope Clothesline Snap for 2!
Florida Man makes a pathetic Sunny D Florida Style for 3 damage.
Florida Man is really sucking tonight.
Round and round Patagonian Pirate goes, I think his fist just broke Florida Man's nose! The Shoulder Tackle hits for 1!
Round and round Florida Man goes, I think his fist just broke Patagonian Pirate's nose! The WALMART SHUFFLE hits for 12!
Match over : Florida Man survives and climbs out of the cage and wins the match
Florida Man Effects
Win cage +1
Money +791 $
Fame +7
Exp +5
Consciousness damage 89
Vital Life damage 9
Doctor Level 2
Patagonian Pirate Effects
Lose cage +1
Money +222 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -2 Aerial
Consciousness damage 117
Vital Life damage 12
Doctor Level 2
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