ChallengeId 5154926
Title Florida Man(338326) vs Patagonian Pirate(338044)
AttackerId 338326
DefenderId 338044
Created 2026-10-06 10:22:46
Status Fought
MatchType Table
WinnerId 338326
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AutoHeal: Florida Man uses 55 Ap for healing 109 damage
AutoHeal: Patagonian Pirate uses 51 Ap for healing 102 damage
Patagonian Pirate has 200 hidden fame bonus from being a 2 times Legend !!
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a HARPOON.
But Florida Man counters for 5 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Florida Man wraps his arms around Patagonian Pirate, lifts him up and hits a Belly to Belly suplex for 3!
Florida Man delivers a flesh-rending WOOO across Patagonian Pirate's chest for 12! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Florida Man performs a STOMP for 2. He's stomping on Patagonian Pirate like a caller at a square dance!
Patagonian Pirate makes Kick for 2 damage.
In the middle of an exchange of blows Florida Man quickly counters, capturing Patagonian Pirate's arm and driving him to the mat. He traps Patagonian Pirate's arm between his legs, locks his own hands across Patagonian Pirate's face, and begins to tug and pull back with all his might for 7! This Crossface is locked in tight!
Patagonian Pirate executes a crushing Bear Hug for 8! If this continues any longer, Florida Man could suffer some serious kidney damage!
Florida Man tries to make a WALMART SHUFFLE.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 1 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Patagonian Pirate grabs the leg of Florida Man, rotates arounds and locks in the Figure four leg lock for 5. Will Florida Man tap out?
Patagonian Pirate performs a Stomp for 2. He's stomping on Florida Man like a caller at a square dance!
Florida Man grabs Patagonian Pirate from behind, lifts him high, and delivers a crunching Atomic Drop for 2. Patagonian Pirate walks about gingerly while gently holding his bruised rump!
Florida Man tries to make a Toss out of Ring.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 3 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Patagonian Pirate makes a Shining Wizard for 3 damage.
I think I have his brains on my pants!
Patagonian Pirate makes a stupendous German Suplex for 6 damage.
I'm glad that's not me in there!
Patagonian Pirate is hoisted onto Florida Man's shoulders! What's he going to do?!? WHAM! Patagonian Pirate is brought down onto Florida Man's knee for a tremendous Canadian Backbreaker for 1!
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Brain Buster.
But Florida Man counters for 1 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Florida Man makes a pathetic Snake Eyes for 1 damage.
Patagonian Pirate is unfazed!
Florida Man summons all of his strength and lifts Patagonian Pirate high into the air by his throat! Florida Man then brings Patagonian Pirate crashing down to the mat for a devastating Chokeslam for 6!
Patagonian Pirate thrusts Florida Man's head between his legs! I don't like where this is going... Florida Man is lifted into the air and is brought down with a thundering CANNONBALL for 16!
Florida Man hooks Patagonian Pirate's arms behind his back and looks to the crowd. Florida Man is going to attempt a Tiger Driver and Patagonian Pirate appears helpless... Florida Man lifts him upside-down and drops him head first to the mat for 3!
Florida Man is setting up the table. He is dragging Patagonian Pirate up onto it. He is going for it, he is gonna try to slam him through the table. But Patagonian Pirate breaks it up.
Patagonian Pirate smashes Florida Man head into the turnbuckle
1!
2!
He's stumbling around like a drunk!
Round and round Florida Man goes, I think his fist just broke Patagonian Pirate's nose! The WALMART SHUFFLE hits for 13!
Florida Man thrusts Patagonian Pirate's head between his legs! I don't like where this is going... Patagonian Pirate is lifted into the air and is brought down with a thundering Power Bomb for 5!
Florida Man leaps mightily into the air and performs a Drop Kick, connecting right in the middle of Patagonian Pirate's chest for 5.
Patagonian Pirate makes Heel Kick for 7 damage.
I was mugged yesterday, and this is actually more exciting!
Florida Man makes Head Lock for 6 damage.
Florida Man makes Front Suplex for 3 damage.
With an impressive show of 'roid rage induced strength, Florida Man presses Patagonian Pirate above his head, then performs a Gorilla Press for 7, simply letting Patagonian Pirate drop right to the ground.
Florida Man makes a pathetic Spine Buster for 1 damage.
Well that hardly accomplished anything.
Florida Man is setting up the table. He is dragging Patagonian Pirate up onto it. He is going for it, he is gonna try to slam him through the table. But Patagonian Pirate breaks it up.
Florida Man stands behind Patagonian Pirate and grabs his wrists. Florida Man kneels down, plants a knee in Patagonian Pirate's back and pulls HARD, executing a Bow and Arrow for 1!
Florida Man tries to make a Atomic Drop.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 2 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Florida Man makes a stupendous Front Suplex for 13 damage.
I think I saw his spit land in the audience because of that hit!
Patagonian Pirate is out cold on his feet! Florida Man takes advantage and charges at his opponent, bringing Patagonian Pirate down with an amazing Clothesline for 6!
Patagonian Pirate never should have stepped into the ring with this guy.
Florida Man makes an extraordinary Front Suplex for 11 damage.
Wow, he must only suck every other day!
Match over : Florida Man smashes the table and wins
Florida Man Effects
Win table +1
Money +631 $
Fame +7
Exp +5
Consciousness damage 56
Vital Life damage 6
Doctor Level 2
Patagonian Pirate Effects
Lose table +1
Money +176 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -1 Strength
Injury -2 Aerial
Injury -2 Consciousness
Consciousness damage 114
Vital Life damage 12
Doctor Level 2
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