ChallengeId 5154930
Title Florida Man(338326) vs Patagonian Pirate(338044)
AttackerId 338326
DefenderId 338044
Created 2026-10-06 10:22:51
Status Fought
MatchType Table
WinnerId 338326
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AutoHeal: Florida Man uses 50 Ap for healing 100 damage
Patagonian Pirate has 200 hidden fame bonus from being a 2 times Legend !!
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Shoulder Thrust.
But Florida Man counters for 1 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Florida Man makes Pumphandle Suplex for 8 damage.
Patagonian Pirate makes Shoulder Thrust for 1 damage.
Florida Man makes an extraordinary Tilt-a-Whirl Backbreaker for 12 damage.
Did you see the sweat fly?!
Florida Man makes Vertical Suplex for 10 damage.
Florida Man bends his arm up next to his head, slaps his elbow twice, then drives it down on the forehead of Patagonian Pirate for 6! He sure know how to make a ELBOW SUPPER hurt!
Patagonian Pirate makes an extraordinary Pile Driver for 12 damage.
Wow, he must only suck every other day!
Florida Man makes a pathetic Fallaway Slam for 2 damage.
Patagonian Pirate laughs in Florida Man's face!
Florida Man is setting up the table. He is dragging Patagonian Pirate up onto it. He is going for it, he is gonna try to slam him through the table. But Patagonian Pirate breaks it up.
Florida Man delivers a flesh-rending WOOO across Patagonian Pirate's chest for 13! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Patagonian Pirate hooks both arms of Florida Man! He brings him to the mat back first for 1!
My town got attacked by hordes of the undead, and this is actually more exciting!
Patagonian Pirate makes Shoulder Thrust for 2 damage.
Florida Man makes Fallaway Slam for 10 damage.
Florida Man makes Tilt-a-Whirl Slam for 4 damage.
Florida Man tries to make a Front Powerslam.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 1 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Patagonian Pirate charges Florida Man. Florida Man coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Florida Man shoves his left arm under Patagonian Pirate's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 1.
Patagonian Pirate makes a pathetic Head Lock for 1 damage.
Florida Man is unfazed!
Florida Man sends Patagonian Pirate into the ropes... Florida Man bends down and lifts Patagonian Pirate up and over to land hard on his back for 5.
Florida Man leans prostate in the corner! Patagonian Pirate walks over and angrily Stomp's a mudhole right into Florida Man's face and chest for 1!
Florida Man throws Patagonian Pirate toward the ropes with a hard Irish Whip! Florida Man tries to leap over Patagonian Pirate but is caught by surprise with a lightning-fast Clothesline for 5!
Florida Man tries to make a Atomic Drop.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 2 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Florida Man is setting up the table. He is dragging Patagonian Pirate up onto it. He is going for it, he is gonna try to slam him through the table. But Patagonian Pirate breaks it up.
Florida Man makes Spine Buster for 6 damage.
Patagonian Pirate tosses Florida Man for 7 damage!
Florida Man stands behind Patagonian Pirate and grabs his wrists. Florida Man kneels down, plants a knee in Patagonian Pirate's back and pulls HARD, executing a Bow and Arrow for 5!
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Surfboard.
But Florida Man counters for 2 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
In the middle of an exchange of blows Florida Man quickly counters, capturing Patagonian Pirate's arm and driving him to the mat. He traps Patagonian Pirate's arm between his legs, locks his own hands across Patagonian Pirate's face, and begins to tug and pull back with all his might for 4! This Crossface is locked in tight!
My house caught fire this morning, and this is actually more exciting!
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Argentine Back Breaker.
But Florida Man counters for 3 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Florida Man tries to make a Pumphandle Slam.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 1 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Florida Man tries to make a Front Suplex.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 6 damage.
He's strong and fast too!
Patagonian Pirate leaps mightily into the air and performs a Drop Kick, connecting right in the middle of Florida Man's chest for 1.
Patagonian Pirate is setting up the table. He is dragging Florida Man up onto it. He is going for it, he is gonna try to slam him through the table. But Florida Man breaks it up.
Florida Man bends low and grabs Patagonian Pirate's legs. He lifts him up, then kneels down, one knee driving up in between Patagonian Pirate's legs in a spine-compressing Atomic Drop for 2 that leaves Patagonian Pirate hopping up and down. Patagonian Pirate will be singing soprano after that one!
Florida Man is setting up the table. He is dragging Patagonian Pirate up onto it. He is going for it, he is gonna try to slam him through the table. But Patagonian Pirate breaks it up.
Florida Man makes a Shining Wizard for 10 damage.
I think I have his brains on my pants!
Florida Man grabs Patagonian Pirate's arm under his own and steps around behind him. Florida Man hooks a leg over Patagonian Pirate's thigh and tightens his grip, placing Patagonian Pirate in a painful Abdominal Stretch for 6.
Patagonian Pirate sneers at the downed Florida Man with contempt, then crouches and leaps, executing a Summersault Legdrop for 6!
Florida Man bends low and grabs Patagonian Pirate's legs. He lifts him up, then kneels down, one knee driving up in between Patagonian Pirate's legs in a spine-compressing Atomic Drop for 2 that leaves Patagonian Pirate hopping up and down. Patagonian Pirate will be singing soprano after that one!
Match over : Florida Man smashes the table and wins
Florida Man Effects
Win table +1
Money +618 $
Fame +7
Exp +5
Consciousness damage 47
Vital Life damage 5
Doctor Level 2
Patagonian Pirate Effects
Lose table +1
Money +177 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -1 Submission
Injury -1 Aerial
Consciousness damage 112
Vital Life damage 12
Doctor Level 2
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