ChallengeId 5154931
Title Florida Man(338326) vs Patagonian Pirate(338044)
AttackerId 338326
DefenderId 338044
Created 2026-10-06 10:22:52
Status Fought
MatchType Table
WinnerId 338326
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AutoHeal: Florida Man uses 17 Ap for healing 34 damage
AutoHeal: Patagonian Pirate uses 58 Ap for healing 115 damage
Patagonian Pirate has 200 hidden fame bonus from being a 2 times Legend !!
Patagonian Pirate makes Heel Kick for 8 damage.
Florida Man charges Patagonian Pirate and executes a beautiful Spear for 14, nearly impaling him with his shoulder. He went through him like grass through a goose!
Florida Man charges Patagonian Pirate. Patagonian Pirate coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Patagonian Pirate shoves his left arm under Florida Man's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 1.
Florida Man makes Tilt-a-Whirl Slam for 4 damage.
Patagonian Pirate makes German Suplex for 3 damage.
Patagonian Pirate grabs Florida Man on each side of the head and sticks his own head under Florida Man's chin. Patagonian Pirate drops sharply to his knees, smashing Florida Man's jaw. What a Jaw Breaker for 1!
Florida Man makes Front Powerslam for 4 damage.
Florida Man makes Spine Buster for 3 damage.
Florida Man grabs Patagonian Pirate from behind, lifts him high, and delivers a crunching Atomic Drop for 3. Patagonian Pirate walks about gingerly while gently holding his bruised rump!
Patagonian Pirate gets ready. he's setting Florida Man up. Patagonian Pirate lifts Florida Man up across his shoulders, then applies pressure to Florida Man's neck and leg, bending him backwards in an Argentine Back Breaker for 1! He's trying to snap him in half!
Patagonian Pirate grabs the leg of Florida Man, rotates arounds and locks in the Figure four leg lock for 7. Will Florida Man tap out?
Patagonian Pirate makes a stupendous Top-rope splash for 15 damage.
I'm glad that's not me in there!
Patagonian Pirate charges Florida Man. Florida Man coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Florida Man shoves his left arm under Patagonian Pirate's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 1.
Patagonian Pirate tries to make a Summersault Legdrop.
But Florida Man counters for 4 damage.
I guess he wanted nothing to do with that!
Florida Man makes Shoulder Thrust for 2 damage.
Patagonian Pirate makes a pathetic Flying shoulder block for 2 damage.
Did I miss something that made that move suck so bad?
I was in a nursing home brawl once, and this is actually more exciting!
Patagonian Pirate makes Heel Kick for 8 damage.
Florida Man sends Patagonian Pirate into the ropes... Florida Man bends down and lifts Patagonian Pirate up and over to land hard on his back for 1.
Florida Man delivers a flesh-rending WOOO across Patagonian Pirate's chest for 16! The tremendous impact echoes throughout the arena! WOOOOOO!
Florida Man makes Sidewalk Slam for 4 damage.
Florida Man tries to make a Five Fingers.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 1 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Patagonian Pirate charges Florida Man. Florida Man coolly slaps his left shoulder with his right hand. Florida Man shoves his left arm under Patagonian Pirate's left arm and falls to the mat, pulling his adversary with him in a well-executed Arm Drag Takedown for 2.
Patagonian Pirate makes Gut Buster for 6 damage.
Patagonian Pirate makes a pathetic Shoulder Block for 1 damage.
My grandmother could have executed that move better!
Florida Man makes a pathetic Sunny D Florida Style for 3 damage.
Patagonian Pirate is unfazed!
Patagonian Pirate makes Shoulder Thrust for 1 damage.
My bank I was in was robbed by armed gunmen with assult weapons, and this is actually more exciting!
Florida Man tries to make a Back Suplex.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 1 damage.
I bet he's glad he got out of that one!
Patagonian Pirate makes a pathetic Flying shoulder block for 2 damage.
Florida Man must be impervious!
Patagonian Pirate is setting up the table. He is dragging Florida Man up onto it. He is going for it, he is gonna try to slam him through the table. But Florida Man breaks it up.
Florida Man is lying supine... Patagonian Pirate capitalizes and grabs Florida Man's ankles and hooks them, stepping over into a Boston Crab for a painful 1!
Patagonian Pirate quickly takes a step back and snaps his foot out to the side, catching Florida Man right on the chin with a Thrust Kick causing 2! I was barely able to see that!
Patagonian Pirate sneers at the downed Florida Man with contempt, then crouches and leaps, executing a Summersault Legdrop for 10!
Patagonian Pirate makes Flying shoulder block for 4 damage.
Florida Man makes Sidewalk Slam for 6 damage.
Florida Man grabs Patagonian Pirate by the throat and slams him down for 12 damage.
Florida Man is setting up the table. He is dragging Patagonian Pirate up onto it. He is going for it, he is gonna try to slam him through the table. But Patagonian Pirate breaks it up.
Patagonian Pirate makes a stupendous Kick for 3 damage.
Patagonian Pirate throws Florida Man toward the ropes with a hard Irish Whip! Patagonian Pirate tries to leap over Florida Man but is caught by surprise with a lightning-fast Clothesline for 4!
I was in a barroom brawl an hour ago, and this is actually more exciting!
Florida Man leaps mightily into the air and performs a Drop Kick, connecting right in the middle of Patagonian Pirate's chest for 6.
Patagonian Pirate makes Pile Driver for 5 damage.
Florida Man lifts Patagonian Pirate into a suplex postion and drops Patagonian Pirate straight on his head with a Brain Buster for 12.
Florida Man is sent hurtling toward the ropes with an Irish Whip! A waiting and eager Patagonian Pirate is waiting on his return trip with a hellacious Clothesline for 2!
Florida Man makes Underhook Suplex for 4 damage.
Florida Man looks a bit groggy. Patagonian Pirate waits behind him, then quickly sticks his arms under Florida Man's arms and locks his hands behind Florida Man's head, cinching in a BOWLINE for 1!
Patagonian Pirate makes Stall Suplex for 11 damage.
Florida Man tries to make a Drop Kick.
But Patagonian Pirate counters for 3 damage.
Whoa! Close call there!
Florida Man puts Patagonian Pirate ontop of the table. This time he is really going for it. He lifts him up..
SLAM! RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE.
Match over : Florida Man smashes the table and wins
Florida Man Effects
Win table +1
Money +618 $
Fame +7
Exp +5
Consciousness damage 100
Vital Life damage 11
Doctor Level 2
Patagonian Pirate Effects
Lose table +1
Money +176 $
Fame +1
Exp +1
Injury -1 Submission
Injury -1 Consciousness
Consciousness damage 105
Vital Life damage 11
Doctor Level 2
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